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As a product of an English public school, I have all the things one might expect: Knowledge, culture, an appreciation for fine wines and a tendency to spank people as they walk past.

An x-ray of me would reveal balls of steel, bones of iron and a heart full of love.

If I eat a tomato, I become Tomato Man. However, if I eat strawberry yoghurt, I feel a bit iffy.

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