User:Faggle/Slightly Below Average Man

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Laugh-out-loud comedy. Heart-warming romance. Special effects to blow your mind. Imaginative superhuman powers that exceed your expectations. A total absence of product placement. If this story had that, do you think it would be here?

No; this is the story of one of the least exceedingly exceeding superheroes ever to grace this earth: Slightly Below Average Man.


  • "I can do anything you can do, only slightly worse!"
  • "My powers cannot be equalled, although they can quite easily be exceeded!"
  • Battle (with pedestrian?) raging on for very, very long, inevitably ending in SBAM's defeat (but only just)
  • who's his arch-nemesis?: no real nemesis, other maybe than his slight incompetence
  • what's his secret identity?: himself, but without glasses, and is distinctly average
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