User:Fag

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(you'd probably find me more easily at Illogicopedia, I'm the admin MrMetalFLower there ♥)

[edit] Under construction

• User:Fag/Panic! at the Disco (rewrite)
• User:Fag/Practical Plumbing for the Desperate Housewife (with SysRq)
• UnBooks:My Life as a WAG (with Orian57)

[edit] Articles

• EPIC FAIL! (feature)
• HowTo:Have a Wacky Misadventure (with Cajek!)
• Hetero (prefix)
• Gay (rewrite with MrN9000!)
• Why?:Get Drunk
• HowTo:Create a Commercially Successful Indie Band (PLS runner-up)
• UnNews:Marilyn Manson performs fellatio, claims "it was strictly business"
• Worst 100 Ways To Start A Novel (large contribution)

[edit] UZERBOKSES

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for  1 year, 11 months and 21 days.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a militant agnostic and is certain s/he doesn't know

This user is Openly Gay. And is unabashedly proud of that fact.

This user wishes he or she had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him/her repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians)