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Wave1

Tomorrow

a 0% chance of

elephants

Snow1

Tuesday

a 27% chance of

elephants

Suncloud

Monday

a 99.99% chance of

elephants


Suggested Recreation
While there is a 50-50 chance of bikini contests
Monday, we suggest goat petting.
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Low pressure system

Special Weather Report:

A clog occurred at Niagara Falls late yesterday, causing the world's largest case of irritable bowel syndrome.

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Today's forecast was absolutely correct for Phuket, can you wonder why.


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