He always deletes crap pages right away, gives long bans, and uses vulgar language while doing so. Presumably, he also kicks puppies, eats live kittens, heils Hitler, and sacrifices children to the great lord Satan.
This user joined the Folding@home Team, but is going to use the project results to cause cancer rather than cure it.
“I'm going to fucking bury those guys, I've done it before, and I'll do it again. I'm going to fucking kill every Uncyclopedia user.”
EvilZak is a global spy created by turkey manufacturers to destroy all ham. He walks the Earth, searching for mentions of ham and exclamation points to modify them for the evil turkey conspiracy. Saying HAM!!!!! will alert his superiors. They will send him to destroy the hamination, to maintain the turkey empire. He is known to be involved as a double agent for salami.
User:EvilZak/Extreme laziness(I'd have completed this article by now, but I have extreme lazine... eh, I don't feel like finishing this explanation)
PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
These images are pieces of crap. The artist acknowledges this.
This is a gallery of the images he's done. The gallery is written in first person, unlike the rest of this page which is in third person. He has no fucking clue why that is. Featured images appear on someone else's user page.
HTML, what can't it do?
I wonder how much bandwidth I'm wasting with this picture.
I'm also capable of making TILTED RECTANGLES! YES, I SAID TILTED!