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WARNING!

EvilZak is an

Evil Nazi Sysop



from Hell!




He always deletes crap pages right away, gives long bans, and uses vulgar language while doing so. Presumably, he also kicks puppies, eats live kittens, heils Hitler, and sacrifices children to the great lord Satan.
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THE LANGUAGES I SPEAK!!!!
and other trivial shit
Deletion Award This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.
fh-3 This user is an advanced level of Fuckhead.
rh-P This f****r speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sc-P This f****r speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
MW-P This f****r speaks MediaWiki heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
pika-P This f****r speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ac-P This f****r speaks those African clicky noises heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
du-P This f****r speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
vl-P This f****r speaks Valley girl heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, but is going to use the project results to cause cancer rather than cure it.

“I'm going to fucking bury those guys, I've done it before, and I'll do it again. I'm going to fucking kill every Uncyclopedia user.”

- EvilZak

EvilZak is a global spy created by turkey manufacturers to destroy all ham. He walks the Earth, searching for mentions of ham and exclamation points to modify them for the evil turkey conspiracy. Saying HAM!!!!! will alert his superiors. They will send him to destroy the hamination, to maintain the turkey empire. He is known to be involved as a double agent for salami.

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EvilZak attended this YKK klan rally. He's in the front row, second from the left.
He has extreme laziness.

He is also adamant in his hatred of all yous. Yous are inferior to all other members of the human race, and they should not even be counted as members themselves. He's even in the You Klux Klan.

edit THE ARTICLES!!!!

Articles that are featured are in bold, and articles that should have been featured are in normal style.

Also: User:EvilZak/Random ideas for an article

edit MORE ARTICLES!!!! THEY'RE NOT IN THE MAIN NAMESPACE!!!!

edit THE IMAGES!!!!

Stop crap PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
These images are pieces of crap. The artist acknowledges this.

This is a gallery of the images he's done. The gallery is written in first person, unlike the rest of this page which is in third person. He has no fucking clue why that is. Featured images appear on someone else's user page.

edit THE ARTICLES HE LIKES BEST!!!!

(In case you weren't paying attention earlier, articles written by the man himself (that's EvilZak, in case you REALLY haven't been paying attention) are italicized.)

edit THE AWARDS!!!!

BePrepared
Holder of the Cub Scout Uncyclopedia Proficiency Badge


Newcookie Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. -- T. (talk) 12:10, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

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