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The irresistible urge to have sex with a Necco Wafer.
edit List of people who have or had neccophilia
- Morgan Freeman
- Sigmund Freud
- Necco Wafers of the opposite sex
- Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
- Benito Mussolini
- Sentient Coin
- Mahatma Ghandi
- Your mom
- Dr. Johnston
edit Signs that you might have neccophilia
Many people have neccophilia, but don't know it because they miss the warning signs. Be sure to examine yourself frequently to see if you match any of these descriptions, so you can know early when neccophilia is curable.
Here are the signs that you may have neccophilia.
- You fuck Necco Wafers
edit Methods of curing neccophilia
- Stop fucking Necco Wafers
- Grow an insanely larger boner
- Get Cody Morisson to shake it crazy.