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“EvilZak/Incomplete list? We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”
There are many lists on Uncyclopedia, because everyone likes lists. However, due to lots of stuff happening all the time, the expected contents on a list frequently change. Whenever a list on Uncyclopedia becomes outdated, it is called an incomplete list.
If you see an incomplete list on Uncyclopedia, here is a list of things you can do to that list.
- This is an incomplete list. It may be that this list is an attempt at self-referential humor. New entries are always unwelcome, because that would ruin the joke. However, if you can think of two missing items, you may add one of them.
- Leave it alone. Why bother completing a list when someone else can do it?
- Guess. Guesses are the most encyclopedic form of fact in existance.
- Add redundant items in an attempt to give off the illusion of a completed list.
- Put the same thing on the list more than once, in different words, to make it look more complete.
- Make a copy of an item, and replace the important words with synonyms, to hide the incompleteness.
- Destroy everything that isn't on the list that should be.
- Add everything that ever existed. Although there will be billions of false postivies, the list will certainly be complete.
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