User:EvilZak/Game 2

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Game2 is the recently-announced sequel to Uncyclopedia and Nintendo's recent smash hit that sold over a million copies, Game. It is currently being developed by a team of nuclear scientists. It will contain these features:

  • Four-dimensional graphics indistinguishable from life
  • Support for up to 32 players, or up to 32.6 if you have the memory expansion pack
  • Five minute loading time
  • Even more creative ways to die
  • Shaq Fu character crossovers
  • No online play, since research shows nobody ever used it on Game
  • Improved enemy AI
  • More FMV scenes and less gameplay
  • More cowbell
  • Increased graphics
  • New Fusion Card Games

It is scheduled to be released on September 11th, 1854.We know you will need a time machine, but hell if you liked the game that much, you can check back at that time for updates.

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