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I'm the same person as the Evice from Wikipedia. I'm also the same person as GastonRabbit. But you don't care about that, right? Oh, and I'm the guy who created Undictionary and Sporking Sort of. I mostly just put a bit of text there and other users did the rest.
|The author of this article doesn't care at all if you edit it, heck, your stuff is probably funnier than mine.|
| This article is complete, irredeemable cutlass. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, ablates at the solar plexus, and is an unfunny asexual.|
If you attempt to , you will most starkly ejaculate Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will ejaculate your cutlass!!!!!!
| PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!|
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
|This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room..|
“This user page sucks.”
Hey, get outta my user page!
Okay, okay. It smells in here anyway.