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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)

edit My Articles

edit Incomplete

Br'er Rabbit
User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/UnBooks:A Tale of Two Shities
UnBooks:Church of St. Knock-Knock Agenda and Prayer Book

edit The Bad

Danny Alexander
Paul Robeson
Glory hole
UnScripts:The Importance of Being King Minos

edit The Ugly

English grammar
Method acting

edit My life story

It is a temperate spring day in the Summer of 1926 in Glasgow, Bangladesh, in a tenement where all the posh twats live. A cool breeze sifts through from an ajar window into a large bathroom. A young man jerks his head, suddenly and dramatically, up and to the right so that he may see the view out of the window: beautiful Greek Thomson houses on a hill, barely visible as of the luscious, leafy hedge enveloping it 50 metres from the ground, and down below, a peaceful street: one solitary burning black Jaguar sits wedging over the pavement and the road, its flames encroaching upon and setting alight the already impressively tall hedge; the result of a well-planned minor terrorist attack. It is only an everyday scene for his neighbourhood, yet the young man today feels inspired by the devastating drama that is those Greek Thomson houses, and decides to have an epiphany:

Cquote1 Wouldn't it be brilliant if I spent all my spare time writing annoying, uninformative and unfunny articles for no money? Cquote2
Well let me tell you, that man is my son, and he's been spending far too long in that toilet and I ought to find out what he's up to in there.

edit My opinions on stuff & yeah

edit Favourite films

Frank (yes the new film)
An American Werewolf in London
The Ladykillers
Allegro Non Troppo

edit Books

The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner
The Master and Margarita (the Glenny translation)

edit Least favourite films

The Tree of Life
The New World (Terrence Mallick ain't welcome here)
Transformers, Iron-Man, and the like
Casino Royale (the Daniel Craig one)

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