User:Everyotherusernamewastaken

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Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
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Nothing's syndrome
Br'er Rabbit
Paul Robeson
UnScripts:The Importance of Being King Minos
Glory hole
Bluestocking (WITH HELP FROM ROMARTUS)
Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes
UnScripts:Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries

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It is a temperate spring day in the Summer of 1926 in Glasgow, Bangladesh, in a tenement where all the posh twats live. A cool breeze sifts through from an ajar window into a large bathroom. A young man jerks his head, suddenly and dramatically, up and to the right so that he may see the view out of the window: beautiful Greek Thomson houses on a hill, barely visible as of the luscious, leafy hedge enveloping it 50 metres from the ground, and down below, a peaceful street: one solitary burning black Jaguar sits wedging over the pavement and the road, its flames encroaching upon and setting alight the already impressively tall hedge; the result of a well-planned minor terrorist attack. It is only an everyday scene for his neighbourhood, yet the young man today feels inspired by the devastating drama that is those Greek Thomson houses, and decides to have an epiphany:

Cquote1 Wouldn't it be brilliant if I spent all my spare time writing annoying, uninformative and unfunny articles for no money? Cquote2
Well let me tell you, that man is my son, and he's been spending far too long in that toilet and I ought to find out what he's up to in there.
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