User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month

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Contents 1 Rules 1.1 Eligibility Requirements 1.2 Voting Guidelines 1.3 Prizes 1.4 Timetable 1.5 Bans During Voting 1.6 Miscellaneous Rules 2 Active Voting 2.1 Dr. Skullthumper 3 Inactive Voting 4 Wanker's Circle 4.1 TheLedBalloon 4.2 EugeneKay 5 See Also Winners Wankers will receive a lifetime supply of Fap Cola!

Wankerer of the Month is a prestigious award given to those users who have done the least here on Uncyclopedia, while being very prominent members of the community.

Rules

Eligibility Requirements

• Be a registered "member"
• Not nominate yourself*
• Not be banned at any point during the vote. See the Bans During Voting section for more details.

* An exception is made on an individual basis for exceptional cases

Voting Guidelines

Wanker of the Month should be somebody who consistently does jack squat for Uncyclopedia. A good candidate should edit very few(or no) "real content" articles, but instead spend most of their time on gag articles, talk pages, the Village Dump, and VFH. Being a contributor to QVFD/VFD does not disqualify you, but it doesn't help much.

Prizes

So now you're asking yourself, What do I get if I am deemed to be Wanker of the Month?. Well.... not much really. Once somebody wins I'll whip up a fancy template or something, but I haven't gotten there yet.

Timetable

Votes generally do not expire. Users who have been infinibanned will have their nomination failed, as necessary. A "winner" will be chosen once per month, on the 1st of the month, based on the previous month's votes.

Bans During Voting

If a user who is up for Wanker of the Month is banned, their nomination will be moved into Inactive Voting, where it should not be voted upon. Votes during this period will not be discounted, but the user cannot win while banned. Once they are un-banned(or the ban expires), their nom will be moved back into Active Voting, and the voting will resume. "Joke bans", lasting less than a day or so, do not apply to this rule.

Miscellaneous Rules

• The rules can change at any time by the award's sponsor or a representative thereof.
• Any disagreements over the rules can be, and will be decided through a rule change by the sponsor. Deal with it.
• IP Votes carry half the weight of a registered vote.

Active Voting

[Vote!]

Dr. Skullthumper

Nomination	All he does it beat people over the head all day, and troll on IRC.
For	Nom + For     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:44, 18 October 2007 (UTC)   Self-for. Come on. All I've done is wander around, haven't Peed or voted on anything useful for the past month, and I just recently got around to writing something. How can you not vote for me? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 02:46 Oct 18, 2007 For--Sir Manforman 13:20, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Against	Apparently, everybody thinks this person is a wanker. They're probably right.
Comments	Nobody has said anything yet. Must be obvious, then.

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Inactive Voting

Apparently, all of the wankers on Uncyclopedia are currently unbanned. This is obviously a lie, and you should nominate one of them for a ban as soon as possible!

Wanker's Circle

The follow people have been voted, and are now wankers of the month. Huzzah for them!

TheLedBalloon

Nomination	***TheLedBalloon wanks frequently
For	Nom + For as per admission of guilt in IRC     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   02:26, 9 October 2007 (UTC)   For This guy....yeah he's a wanker....he should get this because of that. -RAHB 02:57, 18 October 2007 (UTC) It's true! I wank ALL THE TIME!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:56, Oct 27 Fucking wanker -- [sire] e|m|c [TALK] 21:12, 1 November 2007 (UTC) A wanker through and through -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:22, 2 March 2008 (UTC) F☭R Premier Tom Mayfair bandwagon for per above. --Mnbvcxz 17:05, 20 January 2009 (UTC) For per above. -Sir Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:51, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Against	Apparently, everybody thinks this person is a wanker. They're probably right.
Comments	Nobody has said anything yet. Must be obvious, then.

EugeneKay

Nomination	He created this award, so he must be a wanker.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:56, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
For	Self-Nom & For     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   21:56, 1 October 2007 (UTC)   For Wanker... -RAHB 04:58, 6 October 2007 (UTC) For What RAHB said. — Shadyman (Talk • Contribs) 05:52, 8 October 2007 (UTC) for Wow. Thats all i have to say on the subject--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 01:24, 9 October 2007 (UTC) Fap -- Kip the DipTalkWorksTreat WHORE! ☃ 09:11, 14 October 2007 (UTC) For per RAHB--Æ 01:43, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Against	Hey look, a thing! Against, just to be difficult. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:11, Oct 8 DIEDIEDIE --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:29, 9 October 2007 (UTC) Blow me, and I'll change my vote--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 00:39, 9 October 2007 (UTC) Fellatio I'm such a cheap whore.    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      changed it is--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 01:24, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Go read the rules you fucking retard--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 04:48, 6 October 2007 (UTC) This user has been deemed an exceptional case, and is therefore exempt from the self-nomination rule.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:38, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

See Also