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edit Eternal Life
I am Eternal Life, my real name is Barry and I am a builder from Dublin. I am not the Eternal Life from Digital Spy, I just like the name.
Okay, my real name is Ben, so shoot me! :-) I am madly in love with PamelaL but I know she will never have me, so I shall have to just continue masturbating furiously.