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You open the door. A man wearing a gray t-shirt, jeans, and officer's cap is hunched over a computer. A jacket hangs off the back of his chair, decorated with more medals than you can count. You move to leave, but in doing so you knock over a camera stand that was leaning against the wall next to the door. The man looks up.
Oh, it's you.
I wondered how long it would take for someone to find me down here. Ah, well. Come in, have a seat. Ever since I got that supposedly posthumous knighting from the Queen my life has been a bit uninteresting anyways.
I'm Erwin Rommel. Yes, the very same. And yes, I was supposedly killed in '44. I'm not going to tell you how I got out of that one, but rest assured it was more difficult than the whole damned African campaign.
But now that I'm back (don't ask how) I have time for much more favorable pasttimes, such as Uncyclopedia, Counter-Strike, photography (always a favorite), and blitzing Egypt.
And if you have a copy of Halo, I appreciate it if you went and got it. Damned Hitler broke mine.
(Note- this page is under construction until I can get my idiotic head around wiki formatting.)