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He's Someguy. End of Story.
OK, really, he's just some other guy. He wears glasses, and plays football, and as we all know: FOOTBALL...IS A SPORT!
I have no idea who he is, but If I did, I'd tackle him.
Also, he was born in the year 199. He was good friends with god, he has rock in his name, and he may or may not be immortal.