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Erectus 123, know among friends and foes as Erectus, is a popular writer of poetry famous for bad spelling. His work has earned him the Pulitzer, although the award met with some confusion due to the loss of the announcers notes when President Obama was awarded the Nobel Prize. The dark prince was confused when they introduced him as Erectus. His wife jumped to his rescue proclaiming in a loud voice, he hasn't been erect since we got to the White House. As a result, the award was put off till Obama wins the Nobel Pizza Prize, which he will do when he he retires and becomes a spokes person for Domino Pizza.