User:Epynephrin

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“and don't even get me started on that epynefrine dude. or hwever he spells it. I bet he likes to eat children”

~ User:Epynephrin on epynephrin

“It is a sad, sorry man who has to quote himself because he can't think of an Oscar Wilde quote.”

~ Oscar Wilde on epynephrin's userpage.

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[edit] Contributions

The following are materials which I have either made myself or deemed worthy of my attention. I welcome those who wish to edit them, look over them, and add to them; but anyone who chooses to do so must note that whilst Uncyclopedia has its own policy on How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, I have my own exacting standards when it comes to the articles below. I would reccomend reading these in addition to the afforementioned policy, or else I will revert anything in my domain.

[edit] What I Think Is Funny And Not Just Stupid

  1. Chuck Norris is just Not funny.
  2. Fat, Ugly, Gay, Poop, Sex, Masturbation, Private Parts; funny only in moderation, and when well placed.
  3. "So and so is GAY!" does not constitute "well placed".
  4. Bad Grammar is just stupid.
  5. Not wiki-formatting, also stupid.
  6. Edits which don't show any evidence of having read the article are lame.

As mentioned earlier, anything failing this, or the Uncyclopedia HTBFANJS policy will be reverted out of existence, and you will probably be made fun of. You have been warned.

[edit] Articles I Watch Over

I am willing to take responsibility for the following crap I also helped a little on making these not suck ...as much. Being that I am of a generous sort, I adopted these pages:

(as in, took them off the Orphaned pages list...)

American Justice Coalition Freud Baseball cards
∀ Break dancing DeviantART
Hubble Space Telescope Willy Wonka Solipsism
Psychology Oompa Loompas Fox's Law
Meal or No Meal S_O_L_D_I_E_R Healthcare Sonnets
My Fair Zombie Gateway theory Pirate v. Ninja
AAAAAA Antonin_Dvorak Acetic Acid
Printer Golliwog
Surprise Ending DeviantART Free Trial
The Shakesbeatles The Justice League of Jesus Cartogami
Loneliness

(Ironically, I linked to this page from my own livejournal.)

The main page for Category:Cards Final Fantasy XI
Insulin for some drug-related project,

handed to me from the admins.

Furbish (a word of the day. score!) Barney's Scale of Super-De-Duper Popularity
Animal Crossing: Wild World The Last Samurai Cirque du Soleil
K-PAX Flame War Kim Possible
Spore Boston, Massachusetts Peg leg
Tuit Pornography Comments
Se7en V for Vendetta
Magictology Free trial
UnNews:JK Rowling founds Church of Magictology Razr
UnNews:New Osama Bin Laden Tape Threatens Terrorist Strike International Talk Like A Landlubber Day
UnNews:Caligula Announces Plans to Run in 2008 V Crisis of 2006
Amazing Rando Theory of relativity
UnNews:Dutch Pedophiles Start Political Party (although I don't want to admit it) CSI: Provo
Rewriting Mein Kampf Valentine's Day
A book-themed version of A Clockwork Orange. (a Poo Lit Surprise entry) Booty
Flux Capacitor
Dragon
Everyone needs a bastard, red-headed step-

child to beat, I have Drinking games.

IRC

[edit] I don't draw much, but I made these

Antonin Dvorak's classic layout comes to life
I drew this for ∀
I made this for fun. It's the most erotic card in the deck
For AAAAAA, I drew this


I've added other stuff, but I am (apparently) not willing to take responsibility for.

[edit] Languages I Speak

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
fr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français.
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
enl-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English, but Louder.
il-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
pika-P This f****r speaks Pikachu heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ns-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.
cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Cplusplus.
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

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