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Eponymous Botch is not a Dutch painter, but is quite likely named after one.
Name: M. Krab Arsenal, Anagram, Esq. Preferred languages: British English and Russian Preferred style: Dada and Surrealist
Enjoys: non sequiturs, wordplay, puns, allusion, reference, soliloquy, octopods, and devil's avocados.
Eponymous is not to be confused with a stupid n00b, with any luck.