User:EpicAwesomeness
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My life got flipped-turned upside down FA
And I'd like to take a minute FA
Just sit right there QF
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm, this might be alright.
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Don't forget...
Friends (partial rewrite)
How I Met Your Mother (partial rewrite)
Plot twist (partial rewrite)
Tab (draft)
London Underground (major cleanup)
London Overground (cleanup)
YouTube Poop (draft)
Snakes on a Plane (rewrite and cleanup)
Worst 100 Movies of All Time (major rw, cleanup)
Bat Fuck Insane (major cleanup)
Asteroids (video game) (rewrite of sorts)
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Congratulations EpicAwesomeness!
You have come 2nd in the 2012 Pee Buddy awards
| | Featured Article: A Series of Unfortunate Events This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
| | Featured Article: Final Destination This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
| | Featured Article: Frog Semen This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
| Rejoice, EpicAwesomeness! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | ||
| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
Well, that's it.
