Don't worry Zelda, I have come to the conclusion that as Link is a fictional male, as we all are, there is very little chance of him being impregnated and less chance still of his announcement concerning him and acquired immune deficiency syndrome being entirely accurate. Indeed, many of the happening in the last five minutes do not seem to be able to form a humanely possible timeline. Frightening as it is, I have concluded that we may just be the result of a thirteen year old boy who is experimenting with some CD-i footage and a copy of Windows Movie Maker whilst he is not watching pornography or attempting to troll on various websites, and that our lives are made up of short, non-linear clips on the video sharing site YouTu- WHAT THE FU
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