User:EpicAwesomeness/YouTube Poop

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LinkGee

Gee, it sure is boring around here!

KingMyboy

Mah boi!

LinkWondering

I wonder what Ganon is up to?

KingMyboy

Mah boi!

SquatYourmajesty

Your majesty, Ganon and his minions...

KingUnderAttack

Dinner!

SquatYourmajesty

Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have siezed the island of Koridai.

KingWondering

Hmmm...

SquatWritten

It is written that only Link can die!

LinkGreat

Great! I'll grab my stuff!

SquatEnough

There is no time, your sword is enough.

KingMyboy

Mah boi!

LinkKiss

How about a kiss, for luck?

Squatala

Squadala! We are off!

KingMyboy

Mah boi!

GanonJoinme

Join me Link and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai, or else you will DIE!

LinkGreat

Great, I can't wait to lottsa spaghetti!

KingMyboy

Mah boi!

LinkWondering

I wonder what my face is up to.

SquatYourmajesty

Link is gay!

KingFloors

Take him away!

ZeldaButfather

But father, Link is dead!

Linkpgdead

. . .

KingWondering

Hmm... how can we help?

ImpaCertain

Don't worry Zelda, the Triforce of Courage promises Link will safely return.

LinkGreat

Great! I can't wait to live!

GanonJoinme

You will die!

LinkGreat

Great!

SquatWritten

It is written that only Link can die.

Linkpgdead

Great!

KingUnderAttack

Dinner!

Linkpg

I'm fat!

ZeldaButfather

What?

KingPissed

Aah!

ImpaCertain

The Triforce of Courage promises Link will die.

ZeldaButfather

But father...

KingMyboy

Mah boi!

LinkGreat

I want liposuction!

KingMyboy

Mah boi, this pregnancy is what true warriors strive for.

ZeldaButfather

What?

LinkGee

Pregnancy?

KingWondering

Hmm...

Linkpg

Oh boy! I'm so pregnant, I could eat an octorock!

SillLater
KingUnderAttack

Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to have AIDS.

ZeldaButfather

What?

KingUnderAttack

AIDS.

Linkpg

I have AIDS!

ZeldaButfather

But father, what if something happens to you?

ImpaCertain

Don't worry Zelda, the Triforce of Courage promises the King will safely return.

GanonJoinme

You will die!

KingProtectme

Oh shit!

ZeldaButfather

But father...

LinkKiss

How about a kiss, for luck?

ZeldaButfather

What?

ZeldaButfather

What?

ImpaCertain

Don't worry Zelda, I have come to the conclusion that as Link is a fictional male, as we all are, there is very little chance of him being impregnated and less chance still of his announcement concerning him and acquired immune deficiency syndrome being entirely accurate. Indeed, many of the happening in the last five minutes do not seem to be able to form a humanely possible timeline. Frightening as it is, I have concluded that we may just be the result of a thirteen year old boy who is experimenting with some CD-i footage and a copy of Windows Movie Maker whilst he is not watching pornography or attempting to troll on various websites, and that our lives are made up of short, non-linear clips on the video sharing site YouTu- WHAT THE FU

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Boom.

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KingLaugh

Ahahahahaha!

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