Ooh, look Bob! It's an advert for that medicine you use!
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WARNING: Side effects of using Old Faithful Rectal Health Reviver include and are not limited to the following: Loss of eye(s) Baldness Constant urge to pee Diarrhea Numbness in left arm Monthly siezures Retardation/loss of retardation Higher pH levels Shrinking of genitals Cancer Lowering of IQ Melting of face Unstoppable bleeding Bad luck Yellow fever Sudden cat hair allergy Ability to speak like me Smallpox Unexplainable addiction to Pringles Once you pop, you can't stop!
