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edit I've ordered something from your store.

Just to let you know. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:23, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Build a federation ship

Really nice piece! I think that if you put it a little bit more in order, you can actually vote it to be futured....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 20:16, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Thanks for the comment! I've been planning work on it for awhile and I plan for it to be quite a large article, as you can probably guess from the 'Optional Components', or rather, the lack of many sections shown on Trek in the part. As per your suggestion, I have organized it a bit. Again, thanks for the comment! - Enzo Aquarius 21:51, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
Told you it'll get featured, sorry I wasn't around to vote....~Jewriken.GIF 17:19, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
No problem, but thanks for the support nonetheless :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm the one who wrote the article on Drum & Bass. On the contrary a lot of the info there is true or based on the truth and dnb listeners seemed to have found it funny. If I should try to appeal more to those who aren't too familiar with this sort of music, I'm not quite sure how to do it...Lordpinkureiga 01:02, 22 November 2007

edit Anti-vandal tool

Saw you put that in your js, and thought I'd mention a few things: in uncyclopedia, the default js file is uncyclopedia.js, not monobook.js. Second, I don't think we have the {{js}} template to do the substy thing with. And also the tool isn't quite working yet anyway, got to change a few things for it to work here I think. Spang talk 15:57, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Heh, thought you would notice. Thanks for the note and good luck with your efforts! - Enzo Aquarius 20:08, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
Actually, it works great now, except for non-admin rollback possibly. Paste in the code from the top of User:Spang/recent2.js and see for yourself! Spang talk 20:22, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
Thanks a bunch! For your work, I put a ninjastar on your talk page :D - Enzo Aquarius 22:06, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

edit WIP

Hey, I moved your WIP UnBooks:UnRoadMap to User:Enzo Aquarius/UnBooks:UnRoadMap for futher development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. —Braydie at 08:04, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

I've done the same for User:Enzo Aquarius/UnBooks:UnRoadMap/AlabamaBraydie at 16:14, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
Much appreciated, I've been busy the past week or so, thanks :) - Enzo Aquarius 03:26, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
No problem :D —Braydie at 15:47, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

UnNews:Stargate_signal_knocks_out_garage_door_openers was a fair effort for your first UnNews piece. Read on and become enlightened... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:30, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Enzo Aquarius, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit On UnNews

Thanks for the ninjastar! If I have time, and I see an UnNews article I think is funny, I usually record it. Yours was pretty funny, so... --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 23:46, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Test

- RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 22:20, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

"This is a coordinated test of Enzo Aquarius' signature in your area. The signature that can quickly alert you in regards to whom is making a reply is being tested. If this had been an actual use of the signature such as a reply to a talk page, forum note or hurricane, official messages would have followed the alert tone. This concludes this test of Enzo Aquarius' signature."

edit Mmmmm Children

Walgreen33 The Premier has awarded you a coupon
for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of
3 children at equal or lesser value!!
Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured.
In Soviet Russia, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle thanks YOU!!
Offer Expires 12/21/2012

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

No problemo, and congratulations :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 13:41, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

edit cookie

Newcookie Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 23:46, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, much appreciated. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 22:05, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.


Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~ Tophatsig 18:15, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Wikipedia

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle11:43, 10 August 2007


edit UnCyc discount page

We need someone to create User:Enzo Aquarius/UnCyc/Discounts. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 19:42, August 13, 2007

Yes, we don't, don't we. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 21:02, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Ahahahahahahaha

"Roman Dude Guy". Roman Dog Bird 00:25, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

I forgot your name at that moment. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 01:20, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

HELL YEAH (I didn't feel like starting a new topic, so I'll just use this one). Roman Dog Bird 15:06, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award:

HumVee The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, Aug 17, 2007

edit Thanks a bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:14, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:16, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

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~ Tophatsig 27/08/2007 @ 02:41

edit Heaps of praise

JustAWall The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote, Enzo! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Sep 10, 2007

Hey, you deserve it. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 14:24, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

edit El Hormiguero

Wouldn't it make sense for Hurricane El Hormiguero to form from a low pressure system somewhere in the Mediterranean, considering the show is filmed in Barcelona? -Wikipedia:User:zzxc (the person who created the real article)

Heh, nice idea! Although I'll keep it forming in Canada, your comment has given me an idea. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:25, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Wake Up!

Hey, I have an order for UnCyc, your store, that has been waiting for nearly a week! Can I have my transaction completed please? Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:54, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

NO! ...oh fine, coming right up! :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 02:23, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

edit UnCyC

Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 09:51, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

WHOO! The system works! :D - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 14:58, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Quick ta

Thanks for correcting my blundering attempt to put that template on QVFD. I see what you did there. I'll remember that! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:47, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Works for images too. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 17:53, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

edit HI!

Enzo.. Are you Italian??--Kicca917 14:23, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Heh, trust me, everybody asks me that. Unfortunately, no, the name is based off of the ReBoot TV show character. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 14:26, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Just to let you know...

I've moved into a nearby Back Alley. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:46, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Ha, nice. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 20:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thankies McThanksALot

Nuke the whales2 The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:17, Sep 27

edit Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:41, Oct 1 00:41, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Comrade

Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle


edit Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

STMVA1 The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
What a mouth-full...

I AM NOT A WHORE AND NEITHER ARE MY ARTICLES!! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Oct 3

edit Nexus War Uncyclopedian Forces

We're doing a recruitment drive for more Uncyclopedians at the moment and seeing as you play Urban Dead I was wondering if I could interest you in Nexus War. See here and here for more information and sign yourself up if you're interested. Our new stronghold should be up and running soon as well (We encountered...problems with it's old location:) BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Oct 4, 15:17

(If you join up request an invite to our faction here)

edit For Grand and Glorious Assistance to King THINKER

Sweet, now all I need to do is figure out how to open my jar of pickles and I'm set! - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 23:07, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:46, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Iranarmy The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:50, Oct 12

edit That damned picture

Seriously - it ceased being funny a month or two ago. Now it just takes up space and makes us look like Encyclopedia Dramatica. How about a break from it for, say, the next eternity? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:51, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Eh.........................we'll see. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:20, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
SECOND Strange But Untrue :) BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Oct 15, 15:21
Eh................ - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:21, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
If you do it again, I have ways to make you not. (Aims M16 Rifle) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:33, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
So I wasn't the only one waiting for someone to make this topic here... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:48, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Heed thee words well, for thy RickRollCombo-eth may return...eth sometime in the future. When? Nobody knows...How? Nobody knows...wait, I should know...meh. We'll see... ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 04:02, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Pubic Areas?

Sounds awfully personal... Maybe I shouldn't ask.... Anyways, thankz0rz 4 teh votez0rz(I should totally be a rapper)!

Osama The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:27, Oct 17

edit Vote for Head Removal!

Dear Sir/Madam/Fungus,

The article by EugeneKay, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw, has been nominated on VFH. Please take action and vote with a friendly For. Thank you for your time.

(Vote against and you will have your head cut off)

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:51, 18 October 2007 (UTC)  


Woot, Mr. Aquarius. Woot. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)


--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:54, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

edit For Even MORE Grand and Glorious Assistance to King THINKER

Sorry its so late, but thanks for introducing me to PBWiki. It's exactly what I needed, and it's working out great. Oh and btw, PLEASE let me know if the transportation wiki takes off; I would absolutely invest in it. I'm quite serious. --THINKER 18:44, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Leave SOME of the stuff on the lists, they, at the very least, humorous

That's great, but as I stated before, lists are IP and random user fodder. They get too big and then get out of control. - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 16:45, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

You should delete the things that aren't humorous (and/or I will), or perhaps a rewrite into a paragraph. Colin "All your base" Heaney 16:49, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Just as an addition, a lot of stuff in your lists are cliches or memes that are overused in Uncyclopedia, which generally become less humorous over time. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 16:50, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Then leave a few things, they still have potential. Colin "All your base" Heaney 16:55, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

edit "New Rick Roll"

You didn't have to leave IRC. I was just messing with you. I'm sorry if I made you mad. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:51, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Say

Your ICU message, is that a reference to Event Horizon? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:26, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

User:Enzo Aquarius/Horizon. Stargate reference. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:29, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

OH! I was thinking about this one. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:36, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

It's still a good movie though. ;) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:37, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
A great one, I didn't sleep for days after watching it...~Jewriken.GIF 15:38, 14 November 2007 (UTC)
I even have the great theme song on my computer, infact I'm listening to it right now. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 15:40, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

edit "Thou shalt not ICU or NRV any page that is more than a week old!"

...From 'The Ten Commandments of Tagging,' re. Drum and bass :-) RabbiTechno 18:29, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

DAMN IT JANET. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 18:36, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

edit New Yoinxx store rule!

The Bank of Yoinxx has problems involving your store, UnCyc. I quote, "Starting from 28th November, Yoinxx-based stores have to pay Y15 to The Bank of Yoinxx if they want to keep up their store's Yoinxx-base. This rule is because the stores can have an infinite amount of products to sell and don't have to worry about it. Unless they pay due to this rule, they must stop accepting Yoinxx from now on in their stores. The money must be payed to Gert5's talk page where it will then move on to The Bank of Yoinxx, after that a license will be given to the previously illegal store." So pay up a check of Y15 on my talk page or don't sell things with Yoinxx in your store. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:50, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

What a rip! This is worse than the time Family Guy quoted something regarding a Nigerian Prince! - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 23:15, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes, but you're in the Yoinxx Board of Peoples, only you and me, for creating UnCyc, as indicated by the shiny asterisk par the list of accounts. Pay up or lose the asterisk. Asterisks are future! Future is now! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:02, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
And it's because you can sell an infinite amount of items without having to pay for them first. And the money goes to the bank. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 16:03, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

Moonshine The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4

edit *STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:04, Dec 7

edit Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness

Unicorn small Gay2 Oh Hell No. Gay2
Unicorn small

Hey Admiral, thank you for voting!

  Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 15:40)

edit Merry Xmas

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk)

edit Christmas!


What the bloody hell? :) You too! - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 23:12, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Yep, and me

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.


-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:27, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:30, Dec 17

edit Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

edit One Of These

Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Happy Holidays or some such -RAHB 03:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Christmas and stuff

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

edit Merry Christmas


  • Hannukah (If you're a jew)
  • Kwanzaa (If you're black),
  • Boxing day (if you're a bloody fuckin' brit)
  • Festivus (If you're a Seinfeld fan)
  • Or any other holiday that you wouldn't care about me mentioning....Merry Chrisannukakwanboxivus!

Colin "All your base" Heaney 14:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas soon!



edit Also Christmas

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead
Snorts a lot of righteous shit
He wouldn't let poor Santa
Try any of his good weed
All of the other reindeer
Used to snitch and call the cops
Then one foggy christmas eve,
Donner cleared a bowl
He said right to Rudolph's face,
It's got kick and it's got taste
All of the other Reindeer
Fell asleep and then went gay!
 -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead

Smiley for Communism 14:28, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:00, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Enzo Aquarius/archive1! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry (belated) xmas!

Sorry, don't have a lame template thing for j00. :[ ~ QUILz ( talk | contrib ) 14:55, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Heh, it's after Christmas and I'm STILL receiving these templates. :D - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 04:08, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

edit A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

edit PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:32, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Let's never mention this again, eh?

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:50, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks Bro


Dude, thanks for voting my PLS, Dude, as best rewrite. As a token of my gratitude, I'm gonna invite you to my sick party this Saturday. Its at 7 EST at my place. Some dude even promised to pay me $20 for winning, so it should be pretty interesting, bro. Thanks again dude.

--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:14, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Mr. Aquarius, we've recieved the results of your urine sample evaluation.

You have malaria. In other news, I've reviewed Armory- not bad! <narcisism> Sometime's I'm such a good reviewer I even impress myself!</narcisism>

Humour: 7 I loved the whole "Access granted", secret-agenty thing. It gives the article style, but it was interupted in some parts by humor that was just a bit strained. I think you could make the weapons chart a little more Laugh-Out-Loud. IMPORTANT NOTE: Calling the reader a "bitch" is always aa bad idea- even if you don't mean it that way, they will take it as an insult and will be more inclined to not read the article. Also, How about making it less inclined to n00bs only, and rather just jackasses and general people who annoy you?
Concept: 8 Again, the FBI theme was an entertaining hook, but it weakens as the article progresses. Almost like you forgot to add in those funny "Agent" bits afterward. Just make the coating nice and even. Like paint, 'cept you won't get high.
Prose and formatting: 10 Exemplary formatting! As someone who is format-retarded, I find it awesome that between the templates, images, and image gallery, there is minimal white space or loose coding. Great job here!
Images: 6 Images weren't bad, but they simply were'nt impressive. I'd take some time to search for some more pics that add some LOL points instead of being a bland representation of the subject. For example- instead of boring regular tank, super-exciting tank with an unreal amount of huge and ridiculous weapons sticking out at ludicrous angles?
Miscellaneous: 8 <rant> Why is there a misc. section here, anyway? That's retarded, it's just forcing you to add some more pointless score + drivel. Luckily, this article is good enough that it deserves this 8.</rant>
Final Score: 39 So far, great concept with alot of style, but needs some more "laugh out loud" moments, especially with those images. I'd like to see it directed less toward n00bs, and instead be just a general armory, unless you want to move it to Anti-n00b armory.
Reviewer: -DarkBlue 22:44, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Hi...

Hi. I'm new here. I'm just looking for people to uh, talk to and ask questions. What is that big pic on your userpage? Well I'm just saying hi.--CherryBlossom93 23:52, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

A personal image I made, heh. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 01:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Could You reply on my talk page plz? Are you an experienced user?--CherryBlossom93 01:07, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Adoption...

Oh can you adopte. And show me how this goes?--CherryBlossom93 20:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

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edit Power Rangers and AIP

Okay, regarding AIP, that is known in the PR fanbase and by many fanfiction websites to be a poorly-written and terrible "fanfiction" posted on Usenet in the 1990s. The graphic content made people believe that the author was a sick freak. That's why I had the stuff about the author being hired off the street. Vzvartnots 01:46, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

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Pyotr Kuznetsov Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

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edit A message from a fellow Stargate friend (DaedalusX304).

You're quick! That picture was only up ther for a few minutes before you changed it! Anyway good to see another fan of Stargate!

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edit Late thanks!

Portrait-of-Homeless-Man-IMG 3825 Thanks, son!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

Thanks for voting for Veteran.

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do you know a link to where I can find a non edited version of this pictuer, if yes please tell me. g Soylent 19:58, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

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I heard you earlier, and saw that you liked my username. Thanks!


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