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|"Excellent service. After some initial problems with the signature on the Check, which were quickly over come, I have already seen the benefit of having a freedom. And I recommend the UnCyc Pineapple to anyone with an itchy nose" - Rorozarzar|
|Ever since the introduction of the Yoinxx currency and the Valjuta, various means are required for it to be used. To promote the use of Yoinxx and Valjutas as the national Uncyclopedia currencies, Enzo Aquarius and Tom Mayfair have started this store to provide services and products for you - ||
August 10/2007 - Pineapple and Freedom now up for sale!
| When you make an order, place it in the order page, specifying what item you want from our catalog, the amount, followed by a Yoinxx, Valjuta, Wilde or Credit check. Please account for currency translations (mentioned on the Valjuta and Credit pages).
|Accepted Currencies||Deals on Wheels!|
|At the moment, only Yoinxx, Credit, Illegal Untender and Valjuta currency is accepted at the UnCyc store.||Are you a member of The Grue Army or UNSOC? We provide special discounts to you folks, so make sure, when you make a purchase, you show us proof that you're a member of said groups!
Are you a Sonic fan and a member of the Giratina's Warriors, a sub-order of the Goa Tse Clan? Chances are, you are treated to a 75% discount on all Sonic-related items and 80% discount on everything else!