Welcome to the Catalog of UnCyc, Uncyclopedia's official store for using your Yoinxx! This is a catalog of items to use on whatever page you wish, whether it be to show off in your user page, or perhaps put it up in UNSOC or the Grue Army? The possibilities are endless!
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Daedalus Class Battlecruiser - Straight from Stargate for your personal use. Get this vessel and you get a complementary naming as well! Includes numerous rail guns, nukes, and Asgard beam weaponry. Only Y500!
TIE Fighters for export, straight from the overhaul facilities of the Uncyclopedian military. Comes with 1 laser cannon. Y10 for one, Half-Price if you by them in bulk(20 or more)!
Advanced TIE Fighter for export, comes with more powerful engine, heavier laser cannon, better sensors, and comfortable leather interior, along with good performance. Y20 for one, Half-Price when you buy them in bulk(20 or more)!
Get your very own Socialist TV! Pricing (This is Tom's Item)
Get an official fake Unsoc Medal, so you can feel like you actually got Party Member of the Month, only you don't gain any Valjutas...or anything like that for that matter. Only ฿850.00! (This is Jacques's Item)
Commie HDTV! Only ฿1000.00!
Get your face from here on a Valjuta for only ฿1400! (This is Jacques Item)
Get your very own caged Capitalist! He runs on money! Not a lively one, though. Never partied like the communist party. Only ฿40. Great for kids! (Jacques Item)
Get a box of Famine Stamps! Great to eat when food isn't around. ฿30 (Jacques Item)
Тетрис (Tetris) is now available for User Space only. It is a Flash Player. Keep in mind. Some people hate flash. ฿430! (This is Tom's Item)
Communist Pamphlets. Stay in the "know" with the last updates on the revolution. ฿35! (This is Tom's Item)
Castro's Select Cigars. ฿100! (This is Tom's Item)
Lenin Statue ฿200! Get a 2nd for ½ off. Mix & Match! (This is Tom's Item)
Stalin Statue ฿200! Get a 2nd for ½ off. Mix & Match! (This is Tom's Item)