User:Enzo Aquarius

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“Do we have an "ugliest fucking cunt of a userpage" award?”
~ Dark Apostrophe on this page
“as bad as Enzo's DOES have Samantha Carter”
~ Mhaille on this page


For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Enzo Aquarius also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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Enzo Aquarius demands that you spend your Yoinxx at UnCyC - the official Uncyclopedia store!


By the Sacred Order of Aquarius, you will hack, slash, & burn your uvula and destroy a/an philanthropist immediately! Failure to do so will result in you losing OVER 9000!!!!!!!! Fire Resistance points.


Welcome to The Great Enzo Aquarius' User Page,

6,294 edits performed.

For the nOOb in all of us · HELP! HELP! · Does this make me look too fat? · Customer Service · Car gone! CAR GONE! · Raking in the money!

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Enzo Aquarius
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Motto: X Deuce Mach-One (To the Max!)
Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius

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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

1 This user rewrote 1 page for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

Brain This user's IQ is 470.

NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.

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Capital Canada, United States
Previous capital Atlantis
Largest city Abydos
Official languages Aquarian
Government Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy
President Enzo Aquarius
Vice President Some Uncyclopedia Admin
National Hero(es) Enzo Aquarius the First
Currency The Aquarian
Religion Chooseth Thee Religion
Population It's over 9000!!

Today's Aquarius article


See the article yourself!

The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.

The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)

Did you know...

  • ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?

  • ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?

  • ...this is a very ugly user page?

  • ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?

  • ...that you can breathe oxygen?

  • ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?

  • ...eyerape is not good for your health?

  • ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?

  • ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?

  • ...I have a Royal Flush?

  • ...all your base are belong to you?

  • should eat and drink to live?

  • ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?

  • ...there's a Furry standing behind you?

  • ...that you are still reading this?
  • ...that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ...that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ...that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ...that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ...that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?
  • ...that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?

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On this day...

Today is a good day to construct starships!
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November 27: Alan Bean celebration day (the 4th man on the moon)

  • 1000000 BC - Food invented.
  • 999999 BC - The first feast to celebrate food is held.
  • 999999 BC - First indigestion victim recorded. More soon to follow.
  • 999999 BC- Oscar Wilde invents fat people
  • 999998 BC - First recorded case of Anorexia.
  • 999998 BC - The second feast to celebrate food is held.
  • 999997 BC - The third feast ends in tragedy due to a lack of food. It is decided that all other feasts will be with babies
  • 999996 BC - Babies are eaten for the fourth feast
  • 999980 BC - Thus ends the civilization of the baby eaters
  • 1009 BC - First recorded case of anime-character-fangirlism.
  • 1095 - Pope Urban II launches the First Crusade, thus starting the Indiana Jones film franchise.
  • 1895 - Alfred Nobel fails to win the Nobel Prize, in spite of the fact that it's named after him. The following year however, he does go on to win the lesser-known Alfred Prize.
  • 2012 - The civilization of the baby eaters rises from the dead and eats all babies.
  • 2012 - Babies go extinct.
  • 2015 - Mutant babies are spawned and go on a revenge killing spree, millions dead in days for "Making up for Lost Time"

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Ultimate Ruler of the Month


Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Uncyclopedia. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!

You now only have 3, goddamnit 3 days to nominate and vote for Writer of the Month, Noob of the Month and Uncyclopedian of the Month, GET VOTING!!

Welcome to the Aquarius' Dictionary of Absolutely Fun and Joy, a dictionary of all things best left to the supreme power of Aquarius.

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