User:Enzo Aquarius
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your almighty messy user page editor extraordinaire!
“Do we have an "ugliest fucking cunt of a userpage" award?”
~ Dark Apostrophe on this page
“as bad as Enzo's is....it DOES have Samantha Carter”
~ Mhaille on this page
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By the Sacred Order of Aquarius, you will annihilate your solar plexus and destroy a/an asparagus immediately! Failure to do so will result in you losing ∞.5 Mining points.
Today's Aquarius article
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 See the article yourself! The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.
The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)
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Did you know...
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- ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?
- ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?
- ...this is a very ugly user page?
- ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?
- ...that you can breathe oxygen?
- ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?
- ...eyerape is not good for your health?
- ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?
- ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?
- ...I have a Royal Flush?
- ...all your base are belong to you?
- ...you should eat and drink to live?
- ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?
- ...there's a Furry standing behind you?
- ...that you are still reading this?
- ...that the flooding of New Orleans was actually caused by a suicide plumber?
- ...that the flooding of New Orleans was actually caused by a suicide plumber?
- ...that the flooding of New Orleans was actually caused by a suicide plumber?
- ...that the flooding of New Orleans was actually caused by a suicide plumber?
- ...that the flooding of New Orleans was actually caused by a suicide plumber?
- ...that the flooding of New Orleans was actually caused by a suicide plumber?
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In the news
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- Gary Kirsten presents his revolutionary methods of training for Indian cricketers. (Pictured)
- Irish Church criticized for inflating the amount of abuses
- Electrocuting cats creates controversy in Arizona
- Girls Gone Wild in court again
- Europe has a new Emperor with a funny name - ideal for tabloid headlines.
- British actor dies . Americans may know who he was.
- Former Primate of Utrecht Thomas Gibbon resigns in disgrace
- Bush praises Aquarius' actions as 'cool'.
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On this day...
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| Today is a good day to construct starships!
December 9: Captain Planet Memorial Day, and Corporate Web 2.0 Takeover Day
- 2303 BC - Hallmark announces December 25 as International Day of Christmas.
- 6 BC - 6 AD - Jesus is born (nobody knows exactly when, the Bible does not mention), Christmas Zero is a huge success. Boxing Day sales start early. Astrologers around the world rejoice.
- 1337 - Time for a plagarized, boring, cliched, 1337 reference! L0L!!1!ONE@
- 1946 - The Doctors' Trial (for crimes committed during episodes of Doctor Who), begins at the BBC.
- 1958 - The John Birch Society is founded to fight the perceived threat of certain types of trees.
- 1960 - Coronation Street makes an unwanted appearance on British television for the first time.
- 1967 - Canada invades Greenland, prompting what most historians regard as the most boring war in the history of mankind.
- 1976 - The CIA fabricates much of the Western United States from Balsa wood and duct tape.
- 1982 - December 8 outstays welcome.
- 1984 - Miracle happens, six people amazed.
- 1990 - Lieutenant Planet promoted to Captain. Cartoon capers ensue.
- 2000 - Miracle fails to happen, thousands amazed.
- 2005 - Yahoo! acquires del.icio.us, thousands amazed.
- 2006 - Google acquires Uncyclopedia in retaliation. Nobody cares.
- 2078 - With the use of the Large Hadron Collider, Man successfully divides by zero, resulting in a rip in the Space Time Continuum, thus ending the world. God said to be pissed.
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Ultimate Ruler of the Month
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Enzo Aquarius! For many months, Enzo Aquarius has slowly gained control of Uncyclopedia. His next phase, the change of his talk page to the main page will ensure this even more. To this day, Aquarius has affected 47 individuals alone and brainwashed them into his secret military organization named 'Section 31 Area 51'. Vote for Aquarius, and join his supreme reign! Alez Cuisine!
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Aquarius's Mega projects - Let us burn the competition to ASHES! Aquarius is hosted by the Aquarius Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other
projects.
This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 25,092 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages:
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Protected by the Fair Use Santa Clause, and an elite clan of Stargate fans.
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"I hate this user, and I hate people. makes me sick, all this shit."
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Tax-deductibility of donations - Information About the Ferrari This Money is Going Towards
Or how about just my contribs? You got it!
My Contribs, because you want them for your own
| DANGER!! Viewing or reading of this page could've converted you to the Sacred Order of the Aquarius.
88,224 users are currently converting, rejoicing, and redeeming themselves because they saw this page, and you should be too.
The Goa'uld now rule you, now get into the field and give me some tomatoes.
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