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“Do we have an "ugliest fucking cunt of a userpage" award?”
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“as bad as Enzo's DOES have Samantha Carter”
~ Mhaille on this page


For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Enzo Aquarius also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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By the Sacred Order of Aquarius, you will suffocate your abdomen and destroy a/an age immediately! Failure to do so will result in you losing Q and 1/2 Thieving points.

Welcome to The Great Enzo Aquarius' User Page,

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For the nOOb in all of us · HELP! HELP! · Does this make me look too fat? · Customer Service · Car gone! CAR GONE! · Raking in the money!

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Enzo Aquarius
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Motto: X Deuce Mach-One (To the Max!)
Anthem: The Dawning of Aquarius

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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

1 This user rewrote 1 page for Conservation Week, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

Brain This user's IQ is 470.

NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.

Trunks Super Saiyan
Capital Canada, United States
Previous capital Atlantis
Largest city Abydos
Official languages Aquarian
Government Supreme Heirarchal Constitutional Monarchy
President Enzo Aquarius
Vice President Some Uncyclopedia Admin
National Hero(es) Enzo Aquarius the First
Currency The Aquarian
Religion Chooseth Thee Religion
Population It's over 9000!!

Today's Aquarius article


See the article yourself!

The Burger Index, as coined by Mac McDonald, is an index of insight into one's obsessive compulsity (is that even a word?) in regards to burger-eating limits and standards. The Burger Index is mainly used by young-adult males to brag to their friends about how much meat they can eat in one sitting, typically without the inclusion of mandatory bathroom breaks.

The Burger Index, as performed through private and solicited questioning, is utilized by approximately 74% of the American population aged between 18-25. Of that 74%, 55% are overweight, but that's another story for a different article. (Read More!)

Did you know...

  • ...Aquarius is a zodiac? Therefore I'm watching your every move from the skies?

  • ...this bullet will kill you, however THIS bullet will kill you and everybody else in the room?

  • ...this is a very ugly user page?

  • ...despite what you may think, the cake is actually not a lie? Indeed, that all you have to do is go to your local supermarket's bakery section and ask for a cake, and you can choose what you want on it as well?

  • ...that you can breathe oxygen?

  • ...Rouge the Bat is a character in the Sonic the Hedgehog series?

  • ...eyerape is not good for your health?

  • ...that this is a homemade Did You Know section?

  • ...Cap'n Crunch is a closet homosexual?

  • ...I have a Royal Flush?

  • ...all your base are belong to you?

  • should eat and drink to live?

  • ...the length of the side opposite of the right angle on a right triangle is the square root of the sums of the squares of the two other sides?

  • ...there's a Furry standing behind you?

  • ...that you are still reading this?
  • ...that it's not butter?

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  • Bush praises Aquarius' actions as 'cool'.

On this day...

Today is a good day to construct starships!

December 1: Sherlock Holmes Day

  • International December 1st Day (Not Scotland)
  • 0000 - Chuck Norris Created the world and God.
  • 0000 - 00:01 The DFS sofa sale starts
  • 0001 - Advent invented.
  • 0002 - Advent calendars invented.
  • 0003 - Chocolate advent calendars invented.
  • 1531 - First slave ship carrying White people crashed off the coast of Mali.
  • 1887 - Sherlock Holmes appears for the first time in a dazzling sheer white silk tafetta evening gown, creating an instant sensation throughout the Victorian world.
  • 1889 - Holmes appears again, this time in a pink lace teddy, during a "pre-release" trade-show demonstration of the latest features of Windows Vista.
  • 1891 - Holmes is killed by Professor Moriarty.
  • 1892 - IN soviet Russia Popular demands YOU
  • 1894 - Holmes is back by popular demand.
  • 1897 - Holmes disappears over Switzerland's Reichenbach Falls, only to reappear three years later on the northern shoals of Lake Lugano as a giant squid.
  • 1935 - First known accusation of pedophilia made against Woody Allen when he is caught staring at hot Asian infant in next crib.
  • 1981 - Britney Spears is conceived. JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
  • 1988 - Geddy Lee ate breakfast.
  • 1993 - Sonic the Hedgehog is run over by Jimi Hendrix on a floating motorcycle of jealousy
  • 1995 - School of the year survey results stolen. Sherlock Holmes investigates. His response:"Elementary, my dear Watson."
  • 2000 - United States of America replaced with exact replica. No one notices, except for rest of world.
  • 2001 - The Sherlock Holmes cartoon sweeps the nation of United Kingdom, hundreds die when bad dubbing and flashing-far-from-this-future lights caused people to bleed from their ears.
  • 2001 - Chester Bennington of Linkin Park claims that this is "his December" in the album "Hybrid Theory".
  • 2006 - Satan returns to earth.
  • 2006 - 09:30 Satan gets mugged in Compton.
  • 2006 - 10:00 Satan goes back to hell, deciding it's safer.
  • 2012 Oscar Wilde is born again.
  • 2009 Chuck Norris Super kicking the world into place
  • 2009 Blane Davis looks like Dave mustaine. Dimebag enthusiast "Big Reed" pwns all.
  • 2010 Holmes, God and Satan meet. Holmes proves that God is evil and Satan is benevolent. Chaos ensures as mass exodus happens between hell and heaven. Millions on earth die. But are not sure whether to go to hell or heaven.

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