User:English peasant

English peasant is a barely literate, nasty, hate filled troll who recently began contributing to the greatest organised trolling experiment of all time.

Contents 1 Biography 2 English peasant's opinions 3 Contributions 4 references

Biography

English peasant was born Yorkshire and grew up in the North East of England near the town of Darlington. His birth was the highlight of his life, the rest of which could be accurately summarised as a complete waste of everybody's time including his own.

English peasant's opinions

• People who write about themselves in the third person are absolute scum.
• If its not offensive its not funny.^[1]
• If something is worth doing its worth doing quickly.

Contributions

• Informative articles written by English peasant

references

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