User:English peasant

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[[File:Windowlicker Ugly.jpg|thumb|right|320px|English peasant]]'''English peasant''' is a barely literate, nasty, hate filled [[troll]] who recently began contributing to the [[Uncyclopedia|greatest organised trolling experiment of all time]].
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==Biography==
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English peasant was born [[Yorkshire]] and grew up in the North East of England near the town of [[Darlington]]. His birth was the highlight of his life, the rest of which could be accurately summarised as a complete waste of everybody's time including his own.
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==English peasant's opinions==
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*People who write about themselves in the third person are absolute scum.
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*If its not offensive its not funny.<ref>[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:English_peasant&diff=4515176&oldid=4500391 Reference]</ref>
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*If something is worth doing its worth doing quickly.
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==Contributions==
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*[[User:English peasant/stuff|Informative articles written by '''English peasant''']]
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==references==
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[[Category:Users who know where their Towel is]]
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[[Category:Lazy People]]

Revision as of 20:52, April 27, 2010

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English peasant
English peasant is a barely literate, nasty, hate filled troll who recently began contributing to the greatest organised trolling experiment of all time.

Biography

English peasant was born Yorkshire and grew up in the North East of England near the town of Darlington. His birth was the highlight of his life, the rest of which could be accurately summarised as a complete waste of everybody's time including his own.

English peasant's opinions

  • People who write about themselves in the third person are absolute scum.
  • If its not offensive its not funny.[1]
  • If something is worth doing its worth doing quickly.

Contributions

references


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