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| This user is a total UKer|
and knows how to queue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, yo' mamma's fat, and so are you. Hi, I'm not exactly the most active users, but I will add useless comments to pages that I find fit to change, and read most thing and wonder how people can write such utter crap. Not saying it's usless crap, but crap none the less. As for location, I currently preside in the wonderfully colourful land of England, in the OO-KAY. It's pretty swell if you like weather machines and elephant hamburgers. As for shopping, it's the best the earth has to offer. Penguin coat stands, petrol flavoured gift wrap, Chuck Norris handbags and much, much more. Well enough of this crap, hello, and thank you for clicking your mouse on quite possibly the most useless page EVER.
To add more to this when I can be bothered.