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Kick some puppies.
Lunch eaten off of dead babies.
High Tea with English Ambassador.
Plot world domination.
This article is obviously created by someone who is , which makes this article totally sweet. And awesome. Fucking Rad
This user has been explodered due to massive stupidity. Maybe now they will shut the fuck up, hmm?
This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
This person is complete, irredeemable trackball. This user is
Bat Fuck Insane, and rotates at the mouth. If you attempt to edit him, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or this person will lubricate your disbelief.
“In Soviet Russia, Emmzee date rapes YOU!!”
“Why did I even leave a comment in this creative black hole?”
“He certainly does suck!”
“I pity the fool that messes with Emmzee! Talking about...bad for the kids! Don't play me for no jibba-jabba fool!”
“There is no other man I admire more.”
“Uhh...that last quote was pretty gay. You want to say something, He-Man?”
“SHUT UP! I'LL CUT YOU!”
“George Bush doesn't care about Emmzee.”
I am now bringing
Russian Reversal to every page. Watch out for Emmzee, 'cause I am gonna fuck you up. Seriously.
(points to self) (crotch thrusting) (points to you) (points up)
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edit The Man, The Legend, The Breakfast Cereal
Me after taking
acid and then looking at Goatse.
Emmzee is one of the coolest mofo's ever. Except for that
Gwax guy. He's cool too. But enough of the brown-nosing.
edit Why I am Awesome
Many people have complained that I am "egotistical". Well they don't know
shit about me. Here is a short list of my accomplishements:
This user has successfully hacked into the Matricks. What have you done lately?
edit Related People (for now)
That joke never gets old. Ha!
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I am Fucking Rad.
I pwn your ass too hard.
I am an Uncyclopedian.
I like Pie.
Metal is the only real form of music.
I was voted "most likely to be eaten by a Grue" at Middle school graduation.