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“Ich klage Sie zurück zu Hölle!”
edit Eli Dolphin in General
Nothing interesting (shifty eyes).
edit Eli Dolphin against Officer Dave
Eli Dolphin is an advocate of the anti-Officer Dave fund (currently a little bit over 6.5 million dollars). Eli's web site: http://www.freewebs.com/antidave/ has had over ten million hits in the past year due to Officer Dave's cruelness to not just kittens, but to Oscar Wilde. Dave also has an obsession with goats, and constantly stares at them.