User:Elassint

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Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.


MEH This user redefines lazy.
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US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!


DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random tacky critter that rinsed his nostril inside of your critter so you must orate him/her with your tacky critter.


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Elassint
for his/her ability to breathe.
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edit SHINY THINGS!!

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I WON the do NOT CLICK ANY LINKS GAME!

Atrophy This user cannot follow any orders!!
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Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _
Basic Chandelier Ta muchly!

Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!
Gring The Ring of Devandalisers
For fighting the Good Fight

Rabbi Techno

YAY!! I get a SHINY THING!!!!! Elassint 15:30, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

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