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edit SHINY THINGS!!
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Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!
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For fighting the Good Fight
YAY!! I get a SHINY THING!!!!! Elassint 15:30, 9 October 2007 (UTC)