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|Origin||Mexico (don't act surprised a**hole)|
|Occupation||Dollaramma casier, Taxi driver, Terrorist, Attacking govourners|
|Sexually Active?||...[5 more minutes]...|
|Titles||Mr. Boss, Level 71 bomb technician, Level 114 kitten huffer, Level 1.5 intelligence|
|Secret Weapons||The Immaculate Pimp Suit, The Turbin of Doom, Your mom, His Laser Vision, Riot Shotgun, Pill Dispenser, 40lbs of C4, and His Unbelievable Good Looks|
- I'm a terrorist. I think i'm spanish. No, no, wait I'm espagnole. And I'm a terrorist! I blow stuff up! Because I'm a terrorist...a...eh.
edit Terroristic Status
I'm a terrorist.
Yes, I am a mermber of the Imperial Navy. But if I wanted to I could blow the whole thing up. Because I'm a terrorist.
The rest of this page is a series of experiments which are usually forms of mass destruction. If you read this your head asplode!!!
edit Bomb Testing Grounds
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