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Member of the Order
Esquire of the Order of the Gilded Nose granted unto him by Emperor Robert I of the Dobsie Empire. TO be awarded such an honor, The Cid, ESQ. had to devour the infamous Boar of Bratslava and temporarily slaying Oscar Wilde (the Wilde eternally resurrects) allowing for the narrow escape of then Sir Knight Robert of the Gilded Nose. On ascending the throne, Sir Robert forgot not those who had been gallant in his service and so awarded El Cid the title of Esquire. El Cid perished briefly in the 16th century, but with the help of Beck rose from the grave and now wanders the earth in search of candy.....COTTON CANDY. And, of course, kittens to huff.