You just made a large, spam-a-licious mistake, <insert name here>. You know the only thing worse than a Couatl? I'll tell you. EL POLLO DIABLO. With two L's in Pollo - they stand for double the amount of...L...you'LL get when you...ah...hey you foo'! I don't wanna even KNOW what you are on about, ok! Just make sure you don't forget your nose
Anyway, giant demonic chicken or not, at least I'm not you. Or a slimy vegetarian.