User:El Jaber

This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians)

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

uk-P This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.