User:Eiyuu Kou

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This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this madman before his plans for world-domination are complete.

My favorite picture.

I have nothing to say. Maybe somebody can make an article here for me? People can edit my userpage for me.

It began on a stormy night, in late March. In like a lion, out like a lamb, they say. Well this march was going out like a lion, and I don't know what kind of crazy beast it had entered as. Perhaps something out of Al Gore's movie. But I digress. It seems that I can remember that night more clearly than any other. My mate had sent me an email. Dare I open it? I wondered, as the storm raged outside. In a moment of sheer ballsyness worthy of Stephen Colbert himself, I dared, and was forever changed, for the better I like to think. I stared at the single line of content. Uncyclopedia.org, it read. Again taking a risk, I opened the link. Content-Free, but with 25,000 pages? Impossible! But it was not. As I read more and more, I was sucked deeper and deeper under its spell. Welcome to the machine, I whispered to myself, as I became an editor of uncyclopedia.

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