User:Einjerhar
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Be carful, though. Oogle is evil...
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Its like bad masturbation, it seems like you're getting somewhere but there's no climax.-Anonymous'
You can help Uncyclopedia by giving it an exit..
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"Einjerhar" is considered to be a sacred word by the followers of the Christian faith. In order to prevent excessive bitching and the invasion of other countries, please do not speak it in front of them.
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This article contains material that may cause you to start screaming.
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Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This article wants to drink your blood!
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| This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again.
Stupid camper.
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| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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Call 1-800-666-6666.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This User has joined the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and agrees at the random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack.
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| This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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| This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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| USB!!!!!11
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| <insert name here> has been killed by Einjerhar
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| This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)
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| This User has joined the Black ops Squadron. and will not hesitate to kill you if your gay or racist.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
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| This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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| This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".
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| This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC)
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| This is what happens to people who disagree with this user.
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Don't make a move. I'm watching you.
| This user's IQ is OVER 9000!!!!!!.
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| This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
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| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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| This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.
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| Aspie with Humor
| This user has a sense of humor, in spite of his/her Asperger Syndrome.
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| This user loves pi
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The stripper factory be waiting.
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| I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
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| How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
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| This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is therefore a king/queen among men/women!
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| This person's IP is 6.6.6.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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| This user contributes using DOS.
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| This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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| This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
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| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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| This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user idolises Dr. House
but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.
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| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user can see what you don't.
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| This user is a Christian
(as long as they put a dollar in the box)
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| This User can Drift and beat D.K.
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| This user is the random despicable random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack that eaten his head inside of your random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack so you must assassinate him/her with your despicable random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack.
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| This user is grue years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).
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If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded
This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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| This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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| THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!
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| This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
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| This user supports the Union of Eurabian Socialist Republics.
Peace be upon The Prophet
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| This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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| This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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| This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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| Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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| This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!
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| This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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| This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!
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This user is a
Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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This user is an
Assault Soldier and
is pWn1ng n00bs with his
quarter gun.
Number of people who tristmaster has owned and pwned at the same time at super smash bros. since you started reading this article.:
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| This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
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| This user should not be trusted.
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| This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no Job, money, friends or place to live.
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| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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| This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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| This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
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| This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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| This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
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Grues Beyond this point. Please do not proceed unless you know how to stop a grue, or you want to be eaten.
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One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
This article leads nowhere and otherwise tends to ramble.
This user has found Jesus and is therefore a potential threat to society.
