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I hide in the mists, a ninja... A hippo, no, a dragon, NO! Even better! AN OCTIPPO, one that can stick to things and even eat your ships, why? Because, my friend I am awesomer than j00 and holier than thou.
I have come from a planet, or another universe... Hell, I could have been born from your mom and not ever know it.
The Slowking is my source of power, relish in it, for it is awesome and will make you fear him, worship him. That hat will just rule you over for it is royalty.