User:Ed the hyena

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Ed the Hyena

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“hee hee haa haa haa!”
~ Ed the Hyena
“hee hee haa haa haa! Mmmmm!”
“hee hee haa haa haa!”
“hee hee haa haa haa!”

A Typical Response to Ed's wonderful smile.

All above Quotes from Ed

Ed was a hyena who was born in Africa, his acting career started off when he was very young and was in many oscar winning movies as a child actor. That is until "the Accident" when he fell off a large building and into a garage where crystal meth was being cooked, causing him to finally understand the deep complexities of life and frying the section of his brain devoted to speech.


This is Ed's cousin, Fred.

Since the accident he has spent his days in the company of other people who can speek his garbled hysterical speech, such as the joker, and that guy behind you. He prefers to stay out of the public eye and enjoys sitting in the corner all day long thinking about how wonderful life is when you have friends.

See also:

hyena laughter Insanity

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