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"Beware the beast E_B_A, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he rocks mikes, makes beats, spraypaints walls, scratches records and is the secret king of France. E_B_A is a scourge to the American way of life. Yes, he will operate websites like Shapeless Mass and Ugly Fat Kid. He thinks he's funny. He's not. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair: For he is the harbinger of death."