User:E moondo

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Oh, Child!
This article is about swearing. It contains bad words that will get your mouth washed out, cost you friends, and probably get you suspended.

Please, if you are not mature enough to handle an article concerning some very naughty language, read no further.

All of my Templates

These Don't Actually Belong To Me

I'm Just Using Them

LOL

Seriously, they aren't actually mine. I'm just using them.

Come visit Canada today! Here in beautiful Canada we have the largest collection of ice and snow in the world. And also BC bud! So book a tour right now, and don't forget your Uncyc VISA card...the only card that pays in laughs!   Paid for by the Committee to Pimp Canada.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is Canadian ...and stands for truth, universal health care and HOCKEY games! (List of Canadian Uncyclopedians)

<insert name here> is awesome.

FREE LIVE PORN!!!!

My Soulja Boy Rap

Soulja Boy's a pile o' crap!

Watch him do a stupid rap!

Watch that sh!tty sh!tty sh!tty,

Soulja Boy's a ho!

Now watch him do! (a freakin crappy song)

Now watch him do! (a rap that's oh, so wrong)

Now watch him do! (Shawty's got dem jeans)

Now watch him do! (Holy freakin' jeez...)

Aboot Me

I am Canadian. I am from ██████, ███████, Canada. I've noticed that life is like a whore a bitch nothing a box of chocolates Johnny Nitro I DON'T F*CKING KNOW!!! a long road. I've hit a dead end. When I'm 30 I'm gonna be a wrestler.

1 c4n p0wn 411 n00b5!

“That means I can own all noobs!!!”

~ Captain Obvious on the about 1337 quote.

“I think I might spam up ANOTHER page!”

~ Oscar Wilde on e_moondo's page.

“I dunno about you, but all of these Oscar Wilde and Captain Obvious quotes are getting kinda annoying. GET THE F*CK OFF MY PAGE!!!”

~ e_moondo on what a bunch of assholes Oscar Wilde and Captain Obvious are.

Quotes

“Noob!”

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“Choob!”

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“Soulja Boy sucks!”

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“Zipster sucks!”

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“You win some, you lose some!”

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<- This is how many people die from my stupidity since reading this page. NO MORE THAN 9999!

My Problems With Rectal Thermometers

WTF? Are you some kind of Pedophile? Like I'm REALLY gonna tell you about my thermometer issues!!

E_Moondo on John Cena

There's this one lame ass...well, yeah...no- nobody really cares about Cena...

E_Moondo on Zipster08

“HEHEHEH! Hi there, Youtubers, it's me, Zipster!”

~ Zipster on Himself

Someone should really make an article about him.

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