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Latest revision as of 22:11, November 7, 2012

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Welcome to Sir ENeGMA's Userpage

Today's Featured ENeGMA!

Writer of the month Writer of the Month December 2006

Awarded the...award...of Writer of the Month December 2006, the large hole in my heart I attempted to fill with misanthropy and small plastic objects is now fully filled and patched up, good as new. I thank you all for your relentless show of dedication, and hope that you will continue to show me favor, both before and after the inevitable Revolution.

Articles

On VFH Now

Nothing!? What the fuck are you doing, nominate something!

PLS Articles

  • Honesty winned Best Article! Score!
  • Civil War almost winned Best Rewrite! Almost score!

Thanks to everyone who voted for/read/enjoyed these articles. I enjoyed writing them.

Featured

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Quasi-Featured

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Good Articles

Nominate these.

UnNews Articles

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Other Articles

Articles I've edited

I didn't do much on work on these.

Awards

Holy Shit! Awards!

Hardmum Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome!

Thanks for being so nice as to vote for my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

Thanks for the vote - it's appreciated. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:59, 13 July 2006 (UTC)


Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NotM|+S 08:24, 21 July 2006 (UTC)







Newcookie Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.




Soviet Mayonaise Jar NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.
Mhailleaward

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of December 2006. The award is in recognition of those individuals that *I* feel have contributed to making Uncyclopedia a better place, whether through writing or image production or just "what they do around the place."

Please feel free to display this award in a prominent place or hide it in a sock drawer somewhere - its up to you. Thank you for doing what you do. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Hwgun The Artist as a Young Psychopath

Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me.

Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said:

Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.

--Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:22, 3 January 2007 (UTC)


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Berogen
has awarded you the
Neat Order of the Closet
for voting
For
HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
Wear It With Pride!
TM

You big homo.




Mewhenreadingstupidstuff Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy.
There is no personalised message either.

Braydie at 23:52, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

BePrepared Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

Braydie at 15:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)




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