User:Dwnndog

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my name is robert allan schmidt i seside in sunny south africa , and we to have a black president elect, albeit by his own decision he has raped, stolen government money, got rid of the scorpions(equivilent of cia) and believes aids can be washed off emmediatly after sex by merely taking a hot shower . so you yanks have a lot to learn about african rennaissance. my proffesion is a musician,i am also a toolmaker by trade and am on a sabbatical from the world. looking forward to meeting most of you nuts out there . p.s. nothing is sacred.

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