User:DuracellEnergizer

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Dorky Clint

DuracellEnergizer himself. DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES OR HE'LL BURN YOUR SOUL!!!

“I'm not scared of him ... yet.”
~ Chuck Norris on DuracellEnergizer


DuracellEnergizer was the one-time god of all that exists. He was the last son of the previous Multiverse, creator of the current Multiverse, and sustainer of all life. He ruled infinity until his subjects and rival gods drove him stark raving mad.

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Pearson Pennant This user is Canadian
... and mildly smug about it!
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

Sexuality confusion.svg This user is uncertain of his or her sexuality and doesn't want to know.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
gbs-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Galactic Basic Standard.
lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
orb-X This user only speaks Ouroboros enough to seduce native Ouroboros speakers.
MS-2 This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
Banana1sv6 BEWARE: This user is a random pervert
Dracula1 This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
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This user is reading your thoughts!


Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Paul McCartney This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).

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