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- Dune was born in 1300, in Jerusalem, and spent the first 300 years of his like gambling with Knights Templar for food and pleasurable company. During his period of self-awakening (January 1st 1600-about 3PM) he discovered the tru path to enlightenment, but couldn't remember where he left his keys, and so never took the path...
- Since then, he has had a mediocre existence living in Australia, founding companies such as BHP Billiten and Legacy. He is also a member of the wordwide conspira---- NOTHING!!! HE IS A MEMBER OF NOTHING!!! LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN!!
- He enjoys long walks on the beach, and making love at midnight, a weekly ritual from which he gains his uperhuman powers of insight...