User:Dune mystic

Dune_Mystic

Dune was born in 1300, in Jerusalem, and spent the first 300 years of his like gambling with Knights Templar for food and pleasurable company. During his period of self-awakening (January 1st 1600-about 3PM) he discovered the tru path to enlightenment, but couldn't remember where he left his keys, and so never took the path...

Since then, he has had a mediocre existence living in Australia, founding companies such as BHP Billiten and Legacy. He is also a member of the wordwide conspira---- NOTHING!!! HE IS A MEMBER OF NOTHING!!! LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN!!

He enjoys long walks on the beach, and making love at midnight, a weekly ritual from which he gains his uperhuman powers of insight...

Templates

	This user's IQ is 163.	This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
♀♂ This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.	... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user is an evil clone of WO1RSM.	This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.	Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... }