User:Dudeguy

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You have angered [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]], and therefore he/she decrees that you should go play in traffic. Specifically, a inner-city freeway during rush hour.

Somebody has bought you a beer! Remember though, you're getting the next round.

This user is the Grueslayer death page specialist.

		The 12 Fundamental Cheeses
		American	Blue	Brie	Cheesus
		Cottage	Feta*	Fromunda	Gouda
		Holy	Moldy*	Swiss	Velveeta
		*Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese
		The 3 Noble Cheeses
		Gourmet	Whiz	Zombie*
		*Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta"

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Here's Some Milk to go with that Cookie! [[User:{{{1}}}|Somebody else]] apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors.

A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake! The icing is extra-frosty!

Congratulations! You have now been admitted to the PITs. Due to your stellar performance in side stepping issues and an exemplary ability redirect the focus of the topic at hand to another completely irrelevant theme, you are hereby recognized as a Politician in Training. Just don't get any ideas about my job or you'll be out on your keester so fast you won't even have time to wave goodbye.