User:Dud5494

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Are you the mother of all n00bs?
 
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The poll was created at 18:50 on May 20, 2007, and so far 8 people voted.

edit dud5494 is awesome at everything

This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a bloody victory. This is just one position.

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He was vomit colored in this position, but later in the game switched to vomit colored to win the game.

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“My sources say no.”
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" was what he later said about this bloody game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.

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We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.

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obviously he is deranged.



In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, button fastener, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included button fastener, button fastener, button fastener, button fastener, which was his favorite job ever, and finally button fastener.

did you like the page? seriously.
 
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The poll was created at 18:53 on May 20, 2007, and so far 5 people voted.

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