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edit dud5494 is awesome at everything
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a quivering victory. This is just one position.
He was coral in this position, but later in the game switched to coral to win the game."
“Cannot predict now.”" was what he later said about this quivering game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
obviously he is deranged.
In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, coach, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included coach, coach, coach, coach, which was his favorite job ever, and finally coach.