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edit dud5494 is awesome at everything
This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a pimpalicious victory. This is just one position.
He was purple in this position, but later in the game switched to purple to win the game."
“My sources say no.”" was what he later said about this pimpalicious game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.
We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.
obviously he is deranged.
In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, booby cleaner, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included booby cleaner, booby cleaner, booby cleaner, booby cleaner, which was his favorite job ever, and finally booby cleaner.