User:Dud5494

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Are you the mother of all n00bs?
 
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The poll was created at 18:50 on May 20, 2007, and so far 8 people voted.

edit dud5494 is awesome at everything

This was an incredible game of chess against user:mememe3times in which dud5494 had a uncivilized victory. This is just one position.

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He was jet black in this position, but later in the game switched to jet black to win the game.

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“My sources say no.”
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" was what he later said about this uncivilized game. And no we haven't a clue at what he means by this either.

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We watched as he sat in front of a slot machine and started to play. "I won" he screamed as this showed up.

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obviously he is deranged.


Spinquisition


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Seriously, who'd expect a template like this to pop up randomly?


Spinquisition


NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Seriously, who'd expect a template like this to pop up randomly?


In order to prove that he is awesome at everything dud5494 started to list all the jobs he has had in his life. He gave us many, such as his first job at the age of 14, gynecologist, "it was one of my favorite jobs." He claimed to me as I asked him about it. Other later jobs included gynecologist, gynecologist, gynecologist, gynecologist, which was his favorite job ever, and finally gynecologist.

did you like the page? seriously.
 
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The poll was created at 18:53 on May 20, 2007, and so far 5 people voted.

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